NO DANCING OR SUDDEN MOVEMENT, EITHER.

Today I received an email from a friend's mom asking how my dog, Daisy, was doing. She went on and on about how sweet she was when she visited and how she's never met such a nice dog. I answered back that she was great and was still sweet as ever.

I failed to mention that Daisy is totally freaked out by any physical contact, hovering, clapping, dancing...or talking to her...or looking at her. I mean, she is a good dog, but is pretty much a wimp... a big wimp who yells at people when they have too much fun.

This is what she looks like.

Thinkin' 'bout Twilight

No seriously, he's going to break up with me soon, probably.

Here is my acknowledgement of having read the Twilight series. And also my acknowledgement of it, in all likelihood, not being a good idea. Does this count as Twilight fan art?

PS: TIWWY experts would be able to tell that this is an inauthentic Kristin fantasy. Notice the proportional hair-height and lack of chest augmentation.

Sick! I'm sick.

Dog boots.