What I was doing instead of posting...

Hey guys!  Happy Holidays and New Year! Sorry for the missing posts, recently.  Here's what I've been painting for the past couple of weeks:

This painting is gigantic (well, the biggest I've ever done.)

The majority has spoken.

Candy.  Literally all the time.

A Heroine Everyone Can Relate To

I have also made a blank version of this, so you can print it out and make your own and send it to your best friend.

You're welcome.

The downside of being persuasive.

I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW

Walk it out...

Good party....Probably a good party.

I started working on this post a long time ago and just now finished it. It WAS a good party.

Trike Life

Go ahead and weigh in! What do you think?

Duh!!

Show this to people who refuse cake at your birthday party.

9-5...I don't do it!

Shout-outs to all my work-at-homers.

PS: I switched back to Corel for this post, instead of Photoshop. What do you think?

Happy 100th Post, Y'all!

They've revolted.

Click and click to view full size, y'all.

bwop bwop bwop bwop bwop

So good to come home...

Labor Day Post

Hope everyone is enjoying themselves as much as I am.

What I will/will not sleep through.

Too much to do...

I'm handling it, though. Because of my ten arms.

Smug Flamingos

Guys...guys. Hey, guys. Guys, it's healthy.

Those frozen yogurt places are trusting you to be all healthy about it, but I think they know what they've created.

First post from the Wacom Cintiq

I encourage you to play the same music that Starcat is listening to, while reading this comic:



Tell me how you like the new gadget's art!

The only way to travel!

Wacom Cintiq...my brain asploding.

I have never had so much trouble with a piece of electronics. Post will be up soon.

Oh dear...

The whole time I was drawing this, I had "Material Girl" running through my head. At first, I thought Starcat Spangler would probably like that, but then I imagined him telling me that, "He's tired of hearing that song about himself." in his German accent. Starcat is really much more into German dubstep remixes of really obscure indie bands, anyway.

For those of you not already familiar with this wildly-entertaining-for-the-first-20-seconds meme, educate yourselves:

Realization...

Booze Pinata

I have a few points to make here:

1. WHY GOD didn't you bring this to my attention earlier in my life?
2. I want these all the time.
3. It can only go downhill from here. This is the pinnacle of my fun-having.
4. My friend, Sarah, is a genius. If I had a Lisa Frank diary, she would be in there, like, all the time.
5. Seriously. Only downhill from here.

Another handy chart:

My hypothesis is: Shut up.

Burning the candle at both ends...

Too much party. It's either too little party or too much. Those are your only options.

Here's to being cranky later...

Trailer Trash Cream Cheese Pie

In my brain...

What it's like to eat at my house right now.

My dog really is the only one that feels any entitlement to all food.

This is exactly what dating is like.

You have a new match!

Thanks to Chris, who gave me this idea.

I bet you're jealous you didn't think of this idea.

It's simple! Pretty dresses! On evil children!

Something is probably wrong with me.

Just for Everyone!

I don't know about anyone else, but I believe everything my older sister says... sometimes like a brainwashed zombie with no free will.

She'll be like, "These are not the droids you're looking for." and I'll be like, "No, they're not. You're right."

Stankbugs

Yeah, so, I still hate them.


Last week's caption contest was a success! Susanne won with her caption:

"So she's like 'can you scan this so it's all in one attachment?' and I'm all like 'no' because I basically have zero training with the scanner and it will take somebody a way shorter time to open six attachments tha...n it will take me to learn how to scan six pages into one attachment, right?"

She will be in next week's comic. That's her prize! Yay! Awesome! Right, guys??

Snake Party

This is what a snake party may look like.

Please submit a caption. Maybe you'll win a prize!

I made a cartoon. Happy Monday!

I recently aquired an iPad. It's pretty much the future.

Sorry for the sloppiness. Hopefully, I'll get used to this new shindig.

Stinkbugs- People, too?

Woo! Look who's updating again! My new schedule, for the time being, is going to be every Monday. Happy times.

Stinkbugs have been making me miserable, lately. I've found that naming them...is completely sick. Anyway, here is a stinkbug memoriam.