"So she's like 'can you scan this so it's all in one attachment?' and I'm all like 'no' because I basically have zero training with the scanner and it will take somebody a way shorter time to open six attachments tha...n it will take me to learn how to scan six pages into one attachment, right?"
"There goes Margaret again - unhinging her jaw before dinner is even served. I bet she ends up in the corner screaming that human babies are crawling all over her, again."
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"What do you mean you've never heard of Vampire Weekend?!?! Do you live under a rock?"
"So she's like 'can you scan this so it's all in one attachment?' and I'm all like 'no' because I basically have zero training with the scanner and it will take somebody a way shorter time to open six attachments tha...n it will take me to learn how to scan six pages into one attachment, right?"
"Did those mouse carcass cupcakes turn my tongue brown?"
It's amazing that we, two umbrella handles, gave birth to so many hungry snakes.
"There goes Margaret again - unhinging her jaw before dinner is even served. I bet she ends up in the corner screaming that human babies are crawling all over her, again."
How about a game of "pin the runt on the donkey"?
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The party was going well until Synthia realized what they forgot-- the punch.
So i hear tonight's entertainment is a stripper named Eve?
Yea, she does this thing with apples, it's totally bizarre.
"The New Yorker keeps stealing my jokes."
Geeze Harry... at least chew with your jaw shut...
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