Booze Pinata

I have a few points to make here:

1. WHY GOD didn't you bring this to my attention earlier in my life?
2. I want these all the time.
3. It can only go downhill from here. This is the pinnacle of my fun-having.
4. My friend, Sarah, is a genius. If I had a Lisa Frank diary, she would be in there, like, all the time.
5. Seriously. Only downhill from here.

Another handy chart:

My hypothesis is: Shut up.

Burning the candle at both ends...

Too much party. It's either too little party or too much. Those are your only options.

Here's to being cranky later...