Romance novel minus romance...

Forget being happy...

Correct Food Pyramid

And I feel like a superhero.

I'm back.

Hot Cross Madness!

Hot cross buns love it when you play the song of their people.

Everything is up in the air...

Cacti!

A cactus garden says, "Come on in and get comfortable...but not TOO comfortable!"

Acting like you're God's gift to early gardening...

I'm about to make you a million dollars.

You're welcome, again.  Everything I do, I do for you.  

running late

We came, we saw, we ate.

Baking err'y day.

Why even put them in the bag?

The best day is a snow day.

Makin' It in the Big City!

Mermaids: Nothing ever to be worried about!

It's never too soon!

Hipsters!

#3 may or may not be a poor artist's rendering of my brother in law, Demian.  

The true path to happiness:

Eat your heart out, hipsters.

DON'T STEAL MY IDEA.

"Haters gonna hate." is my new mantra.  I really am too busy doing awesome shit to acknowledge the negative and miserable.  If you're happy, you're doing it right.  

Today's gonna be a great day!

Special thanks to the virus that led this rebellion. 

This blog should now be labeled NSFW, since I have a picture of a rectum on it.