It's never too soon!

Hipsters!

#3 may or may not be a poor artist's rendering of my brother in law, Demian.  

The true path to happiness:

Eat your heart out, hipsters.

DON'T STEAL MY IDEA.

"Haters gonna hate." is my new mantra.  I really am too busy doing awesome shit to acknowledge the negative and miserable.  If you're happy, you're doing it right.  

Today's gonna be a great day!

Special thanks to the virus that led this rebellion. 

This blog should now be labeled NSFW, since I have a picture of a rectum on it.