Booze Pinata

I have a few points to make here:

1. WHY GOD didn't you bring this to my attention earlier in my life?
2. I want these all the time.
3. It can only go downhill from here. This is the pinnacle of my fun-having.
4. My friend, Sarah, is a genius. If I had a Lisa Frank diary, she would be in there, like, all the time.
5. Seriously. Only downhill from here.

Another handy chart:

My hypothesis is: Shut up.

Burning the candle at both ends...

Too much party. It's either too little party or too much. Those are your only options.

Here's to being cranky later...

Trailer Trash Cream Cheese Pie

In my brain...

What it's like to eat at my house right now.

My dog really is the only one that feels any entitlement to all food.

This is exactly what dating is like.

You have a new match!

Thanks to Chris, who gave me this idea.

I bet you're jealous you didn't think of this idea.

It's simple! Pretty dresses! On evil children!

Something is probably wrong with me.