What it's like to take naps in Boston

Ok, ok... Now, admittedly, I take a lot of naps. And they are in the middle of the day, because naps at night are called "sleep." So being woken up by pedestrians is bound to happen. What I don't understand is why exactly people feel the need to do the following:

Feign vomiting noises for 15 minutes (thanks random 10 year old girls on the street!)
Have a screaming fight with your boyfriend under my window
Scream like a horrific accident just occured, have your friends join in.
Drive a musical ice cream truck by my house 16 times
Set off fireworks in the middle of the day
Have a loud cell phone conversation about how your kids are assholes under my window
Drive a giant trash truck onto my street and leave it there for 45 minutes.

Whatever. I chose to live in the city. I choose to take naps at any point during the day.

I would really like to start posting in this regularly. Also, I've switched back to Corel, which is a pain in my butt, but I think it looks better. It's probably time for me to steal Illustrator from someone.