Just for Everyone!

I don't know about anyone else, but I believe everything my older sister says... sometimes like a brainwashed zombie with no free will.

She'll be like, "These are not the droids you're looking for." and I'll be like, "No, they're not. You're right."

Stankbugs

Yeah, so, I still hate them.


Last week's caption contest was a success! Susanne won with her caption:

"So she's like 'can you scan this so it's all in one attachment?' and I'm all like 'no' because I basically have zero training with the scanner and it will take somebody a way shorter time to open six attachments tha...n it will take me to learn how to scan six pages into one attachment, right?"

She will be in next week's comic. That's her prize! Yay! Awesome! Right, guys??

Snake Party

This is what a snake party may look like.

Please submit a caption. Maybe you'll win a prize!

I made a cartoon. Happy Monday!

I recently aquired an iPad. It's pretty much the future.

Sorry for the sloppiness. Hopefully, I'll get used to this new shindig.

Stinkbugs- People, too?

Woo! Look who's updating again! My new schedule, for the time being, is going to be every Monday. Happy times.

Stinkbugs have been making me miserable, lately. I've found that naming them...is completely sick. Anyway, here is a stinkbug memoriam.

NO DANCING OR SUDDEN MOVEMENT, EITHER.

Today I received an email from a friend's mom asking how my dog, Daisy, was doing. She went on and on about how sweet she was when she visited and how she's never met such a nice dog. I answered back that she was great and was still sweet as ever.

I failed to mention that Daisy is totally freaked out by any physical contact, hovering, clapping, dancing...or talking to her...or looking at her. I mean, she is a good dog, but is pretty much a wimp... a big wimp who yells at people when they have too much fun.

This is what she looks like.

Thinkin' 'bout Twilight

No seriously, he's going to break up with me soon, probably.

Here is my acknowledgement of having read the Twilight series. And also my acknowledgement of it, in all likelihood, not being a good idea. Does this count as Twilight fan art?

PS: TIWWY experts would be able to tell that this is an inauthentic Kristin fantasy. Notice the proportional hair-height and lack of chest augmentation.

Sick! I'm sick.

Dog boots.